EPIC LIMERICK ON THE OCCASION OF JEANNETTE'S DEPARTURE FOR GERMANY

There once was a Fraulein from Mich,
Whom Andreas considered a dish.
Many letters were sent,
Then to Deutschland she went
To determine what each one did wish.

Back at GM, Jeannette will be missed
For her expertise makes quite a list.
Unix, TeX, VMS ---
She could handle the stress
From the users who often were ... perplexed.

So let's wish her the best as she goes
To a place where they wear lederhose.
As you board the jet plane
We'll say "Auf Wiedersehen!"
For we all may soon visit, who knows.

AMB